Who really gives a bleep.
I mean, SERIOUSLY?
Okay, let's cut to the chase and boycott those corny cards with pastel sailboats and footballs on them. Oh, and you're not getting a tie or a little, mechanized nose-hair trimmer from Sharper Image, either.
We almost outsourced this little project to an Indian ass-wipe whose left hand smelled of ass-wipe. But we figured that we can actually navigate the English language AND both our left hands are squeaky-clean.
Thanks for paying for college, thanks for wiping our cheeks (both anatomical regions) when we were babies, thanks for all the incredible "Disney World Days," and thanks for stumbling about the house muttering under your breath, slamming doors and fixing crap! It's a bloody hoot. We appreciate it!
So here's a blog dedicated to all your idiosyncrasies and mood swings! Love you!
Mary & Meg
